The Clumsy Custard Horror Show

King Dumb is ready for his daughter to select a husband and all the Knights of the Realm are anxious to claim her hand. But the sweet Princess Prince has fallen for a gentle yet courageous lad she assumes to be a pauper. Not so! Little does she know that this scruffy stranger is Swashbuck Valpariso, bearer of the magic sword and Master of Fast Feet. 

In the vein of "The Princess Bride" with audience participation throughout, the play will leave you breathless with anticipation, reckless with abandon, and proud to be a Zobian.