The Clumsy Custard Horror Show

Cast List

in order of appearance

USHER #1, assistant storyteller….Robi Hayes

USHER #2, assistant storyteller….James Murphy

ARETHA BOHEME, narrator extraordinaire…..Aleassa Wimbley

THE CLUMSY CUSTARD, a multiheaded monster…..Mitchell Staff

WORFLE, the trusty three horned sidekick…..Mya “Izzy” Carsten

PRINCESS PRINCE, heir to the throne of Zob Proper…..Khylei Keller

ALPHASIA, nanny to the princess…..Mia Salvatierra

POLLY, ice cream clone & agent of Dacron…..Sarai “Lucy” Ruiz-Smith

ESTER, ice cream clone & agent of Dacron…..Sonia Puentes

SWASHBUCK VALPARISO, Prince Proper of Valthusia & master of fast feet...Riley Brasby

SIR PRIZE, knight of Zob Proper…..Landon Richard

SIR VIVAL, knight of Zob Proper…..Danny McCraw

SIR CUMFERENCE, knight of Zob Proper…..Anna Holmseth

MALFORCE, Prime Minister of Zob Proper…..Evan Alaniz-Diaz

KING DUMB, Ruler of Zob Proper…..Naomi Hobson

DACRON, The Villain & Ruler of Zob Improper…..Drake Crose

HEAD, beheaded by Dacron & now his confidante and mantlepiece…..Kelsey Gonzalez

Swings

SWASHBUCK, WORFLE, & MALFORCE…..Landon Richard

PRINCESS, DACRON, & ARETHA….. Naomi Hobson

ALPHASIA, POLLY, ESTER, & HEAD…..Robi Hayes

KING & SIR PRIZE…..Danny McCraw

Crew

STAGE MANAGER & LIGHT DESIGN/OPERATION….. Moe Telles

ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER & SOUND DESIGN….. Aaliyah “Alex” Valencia

RUN CREW….. Gavan Herron, Anna “Robyn” Jones, & Blazic Smith-Mcfeeters

CUSTARD WRANGLER.....Dante "Hazel" Galvan

FLY OPERATOR.....Keagen Derby-Caraway

COSTUME MANAGER…..Hayleigh Hiszem

COSTUME DESIGN.....Hayleigh Hiszem, Stephanie Jaime-Hernandez, Katherine McAlister, Aubree McVey, & Azi Taylor

PROPERTIES MANAGER…..Wesley Rankin

ASSISTANT PROPERTIES.....Bella Stephenson

PROPERTIES DESIGN…..Azul Bernal & Katherine McAlister

SET DESIGN.....Leandro Gonzalez

PUBLICITY.....Amanda Parker

HOUSE MANAGER......Hannah Owen

CONCESSIONS MANAGER…..Zack Brest

King Dumb is ready for his daughter to select a husband and all the Knights of the Realm are anxious to claim her hand. But the sweet Princess Prince has fallen for a gentle yet courageous lad she assumes to be a pauper. Not so! Little does she know that this scruffy stranger is Swashbuck Valpariso, bearer of the magic sword and Master of Fast Feet. 

But comedic love is never that flawless; not when evil forces threaten to capture the princess and overthrow the kingdom- only utter mayhem will come of it.

In the vein of "The Princess Bride" and "Monty Python" with audience participation throughout; this play will leave you breathless with anticipation, reckless with abandon, and proud to be a Zobian.